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Cheerful Christmas Quotes

Now more than ever, we all need some Christmas Cheer! Here are some of my favorite Christmas quotes guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.


“I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, ‘So does the guy I stole it from.’” — David Letterman

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple

“It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Bill Murray

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” — Phyllis Diller

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” — Jay Leno

“Thank you, Stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.” — Jimmy Fallon


Merry Christmas & Happy New Year,

Steve

 

Steve Crayne

Starting Gate Marketing

Creative Web Design from Start to Finish

A Wix Top 100 Worldwide Agency

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